A List of Quick Hits By Steve. Be sure to check out The After Dinner Drinks and Chili Stu Contact me at xstevemurphy@gmail.com. Tumblr (3.0; @xstevemurphy)http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=44b3d8f432" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=44b3d8f432" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Totally hilarious:  <b><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-button/" target="_blank">The Button</a></b></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/237479195http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/237479195Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:10:56 -0500<p>(via <a href="http://baitandswitch.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">baitandswitch</a>)</p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235216863http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235216863Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:01:00 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks91h6Mird1qz4zd7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://martoon.tumblr.com/post/226374122/via-i-imgur-com" target="_blank">martoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/EMKdt.jpg" target="_blank">i.imgur.com</a></p> </blockquote>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235213929http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235213929Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:56:54 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi2dhSByl1qzifddo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://martoon.tumblr.com/post/234559867/theanniehour-indeed-how-observant" target="_blank">martoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theanniehour.tumblr.com/post/234259347/indeed-how-observant" target="_blank">theanniehour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Indeed.  How observant.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235212307http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235212307Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:54:33 -0500<p><a href="http://baitandswitch.tumblr.com/post/191133576/if-you-saw-two-guys-named-hambone-and-flippy-which-one" target="_blank">baitandswitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jack handey</p> </blockquote>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235210997http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235210997Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:52:38 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kph8q93aS61qz9b5oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://baitandswitch.tumblr.com/post/180074764/as-if-you-needed-more-proof-that-i-am" target="_blank">baitandswitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>as if you needed more proof that i am ridiculous.</p> <p>alternate text: yes jared, sharks never sleep. they know everything.</p> </blockquote>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235210854http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235210854Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:52:26 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp73a7cIV1qz4vuro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://xkcd.com/659/" target="_blank">xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe</a></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235108654http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235108654Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:25:58 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp4wzeNkb1qz4vuro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Be warned that if you are my friend and have a child, you will likely receive this book as a present in the near future.</p> <p><a href="http://www.theluxuryspot.com/2009/10/30/not-appropriate-reading-material/" target="_blank">Not Appropriate Reading Material.</a></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235073694http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235073694Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:38:59 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp4ukrScE1qz4vuro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hope this kid got an A.</p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235072584http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235072584Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:37:32 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp4hs2ekg1qz4vuro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/your-favorite-milf/" target="_blank">Your Favorite MILF [PIC]</a></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235066753http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/235066753Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:29:52 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjqlk9hj41qz9poso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zoee.tumblr.com/post/232055267/this-halloween-i-completely-scared-the-crap-out" target="_blank">zoee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“This Halloween I completely scared the crap out of my neighborhood by creating the scariest Halloween pumpkin ever…”</p> </blockquote> <p>Did anybody else just get the chills?</p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234644924http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234644924Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:08:44 -0500“Today, I received a call saying that my son had been lying in school, and it had reached a point where he needed to be sent outside. I don’t have a son. That kid is a good liar.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=1213903" target="_blank">MyLifeIsAverage</a> (via <a href="http://livejamie.com/" target="_blank">livejamie</a>)</em>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234642020http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234642020Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:04:55 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnh6ozi7q1qz5s0bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://livejamie.com/post/234136055/this-is-a-congolese-sapeur-theyre-gangs-of" target="_blank">livejamie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is a Congolese “Sapeur” - They’re gangs of men that spend tens of thousands of dollars on expensive European designer suits while frequently otherwise living in abject poverty.</p> <p>They have gang battles where instead of fighting each other, they have “Defi de Sape” - They go to another gang’s turf where their presence demands that the host gang run home and change into their finest suits to prove that they’re classier.</p> <p>Their gangs have names like “L’Association des Anglais” (The Association of Englishmen) and “Deux Grands Dandies de la Capitale” (Two Rich Dandies.)</p> <p>They are awesome.</p> </blockquote>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234641077http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234641077Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:03:47 -0500<p>Tonight I had a lyric stuck in my head but didn’t know the song.  I typed that lyric into Google.  Top result?  A link to play the actual song instantly through lala.com.  I love Google.</p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234635310http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234635310Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:56:55 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnz0iXVBk1qz4vuro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1684" target="_blank">Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal</a></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234447564http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234447564Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:33:53 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnz02TAuv1qz4vuro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1687" target="_blank">Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal</a></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234447348http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234447348Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:33:37 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q-RLqLx1iYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q-RLqLx1iYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Amazing low-budget commercial from the guys at <a href="http://ilovelocalcommercials.com/" target="_blank">I Love Local Commercials</a>.  If every commercial were this entertaining, I might not skip them</p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234168331http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/234168331Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:56:36 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3p5GnB3mDAw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3p5GnB3mDAw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Fantaisie in Bubblewrap</b> - The final minutes of a society of vocal bubblewrap as it faces its apocalypse.</p> <p>Totally, totally awesome.  Watch this.  Some NSFW language.</p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/223351495http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/223351495Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:58:50 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XWhUeAy35qc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XWhUeAy35qc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/5-way-backstreet-boys-lipdub/" target="_blank"><b>Hilarious </b>5-Way Backstreet Boys Lipdub</a></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/222113575http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/222113575Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:54:53 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks1a91LOvq1qz4vuro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/endswell/girls-only-3f2/" target="_blank">Girls Only!</a></p>http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/222054654http://xstevemurphy.tumblr.com/post/222054654Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:31:48 -0400