December 2009
SNL: Steve Martin’s Christmas Wish
it's always sunny in philadelphia
Dennis: How much cheese have you eaten today?
Charlie: How much cheese is too much cheese?
Dennis: Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!
Charlie: I had a lot of cheese, I had a block of cheese.
Mac: You had a block of cheese?
Charlie: I got really, really nervous I just started eating cheese
Mac: Does that calm you down?
fuckyeahalwayssunny:
Mac: Alright let’s get this guy outta here. Send him a message Charlie: Right. Let’s slash his tires. Mac: Well not that though because then he can’t leave. That doesn’t make any sense. Charlie: Well when you start putting plans under microscopes nothing’s gonna make sense
(via becomingonewithlife)
I’m a recovering crack head, this is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d...
– Dennis Reynolds (via horriblycrushedfromabove) (via fuckyeahalwayssunny)
Tarzan Toy Fail - CollegeHumor video
Homeless Man Named Mustard sings Radiohead’s Creep… really, really well.
As adults, by and large, we think of the home as a very private space – it’s...
– danah boyd, Guardian Interview
Another gem quote: “As a technologist, we all like ‘techno-utopia’, this is the great democratiser… Sure, we’ve made creation and distribution more available to anyone, but at the same time we’ve made those things irrelevant. Now the commodity isn’t distribution, it’s...
Check box rain drops →
livejamie:
I love JavaScript
Two young, pretty-hot female teachers caught naked... →
Yeah my high school experience sucked, apparently. Who caught them? The janitor, who for some reason tattled on them.
A Confession.
I’ve been holding this in for too long: I do not enjoy stop motion animation. There. I’ve said it. I’m sorry to Michel Gondry and whoever made this Kindle commercial, but it’s jerky and uncomfortable and I just prefer regular video.
For every 100 copies of a physical book we sell, where we have the Kindle...
– Jeff Bezos (via marco)
This vote is about an issue of fairness and equality. It’s about the...
– NYS Senator Diane Savino speaks on the (failed) Marriage Equality Bill [VIDEO]
Did you know that more video was uploaded to YouTube in the last 2 months than...
– Arianna Huffington: Journalism 2009: Desperate Metaphors, Desperate Revenue Models, And The Desperate Need For Better Journalism
Would I do anything differently if I could? No. It’s life. I had grief,...
– My Grandfather
If I don’t have any kids… does that make me a terrible father?
– ?uestlove on Jimmy Fallon