December 2007
Santa Delivers 37,000+ Copies of Constitution to... →
Maybe he’ll accidentally read one.
Watch9 Year Old Beats “Through the Flames and Fire” on Expert on Guitar Hero
The Disease That Is Socialized Fire Rescue →
“Republicans have taken to calling free universal health care SOCIALIZED health care. And I agree. It is socialized health care and we need to stop socialism from infecting our country. There are other SOCIALIZED institutions that we need to eradicate. We all know the worst example—The Fire Department. Those God damned sleazy pinko commie latte-drinking elitist fire fighters! What the...
WatchSchweaty Balls for the holidays. (from SNL, via Metacafe)
Student Catches Principal Fighting With Student on... →
Auction: "I will send maddening postcards from... →
“For years, Steve Flaig, a delivery truck driver a Grand Rapids Lowe’s store, had...”
– Neatorama » Adopted Son Finds Birth Mom at his Workplace
“We’ve seen this kind of Christianity before in America. It’s more...”
– The Raw Story | Post columnist compares ‘Christianized’ GOP to hypocrisy of KKK
BBC News Explains the Sub-Prime Mortgage Crisis →
I’ve heard about it but I didn’t really understand it, but this article makes it clear. The problem? Privatization leads to greed leads to corporations screwing uninformed consumers.
A Robotic Jurassic Park is Coming to Dubai in 2008 →
100 animatronic dinosaurs of 40 different species, which will interact with guests by following them with their eyes or lunging at them as they walk by. Total cost: $1 BILLION.
“The civil libertarians among us would rather defend the constitution than...”
– Senator Jeff “I’m a Stupid Douchebag” Sessions, Republican from Alabama, while arguing on the Senate floor. - via unAmerican Revolution
Icelandic tourist to US held for two days,... →
As it turns out, she had overstayed a Visa more than a decade ago. “She contended she was interrogated at JFK airport for two days, during which she was not allowed to call relatives. She said she was denied food and drink for part of the time, and was photographed and fingerprinted. On Monday, Lillendahl claimed, her hands and feet were chained and she was moved to a prison in New Jersey,...
“If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.”
– a great comment on an absurd Huffington Post blog post proposing that atheism is actually a “stealth religion”
“Rule No. 368: A man may use any euphemism for sex except “making...”
– Esquire magazine
“All fugu (the poisonous Japanese blowfish that if prepared wrong will kill you)...”
– Esquire magazine
WatchRock Band Unplugged (or “What You Really Sound Like”)
10 Things You Don't KNow About Women, by Sarah...
1. We go to the bathroom together because we're doing coke.
2. We want to cuddle after sex because we're fucking freezing.
3. Makeup gets you high.
4. The "menstrual cramp" is a made-up phenomenon. Like the "Holocaust."
5. Not all women like crappy, sappy movies. Unfortunately, many do. Which is why they get made. So, ultimately, you can actually blame women for the perpetuation of mediocrity in film.
6. Vaginas have a hidden pocket for change. (Not coins, social change.)
7. Our eyes are up here.
8. We hate our thighs because, interestingly enough, they opposed our right to vote.
9. Women who get boob jobs "for themselves" also give blow jobs "for themselves."
10. The labia minora is not Hanukkah paraphernalia.
Conn. Teacher Calls Police and Barricades Herself... →
Custodian was rocking out “Welcome To the Jungle” on the PA system (“You’re in the jungle baby, you’re gonna die!”).
WatchLittle kid pwned by a wall.